Okay, he thinks to himself. Okay I know what this is.
This is a lie, but regardless, after playing a few hours of Diddy Kong Racing for nostalgia's sake, Thomas has suddenly found himself on a strip of tarmac in the middle of a mysterious jungle. From where he stands he can see dinosaurs meandering about, and there is a lagoon to his right.
It's all very pleasant, in a confusing sort of way, but he can't string the events together.
Okay, he thinks to himself, but it's not okay, not really, and oh jeez are his last thoughts as he is mowed down by a series of fast-moving racers, led by a squirrel in a go-kart.
How Conker is winning is anybody's guess.
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